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This is my daughter, Onyx Katherine.
You say: How unusual!
You think: Onyx? Are you kidding me? I love Katherine, though.

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This is Onyx's husband Keith Owen and their son Henry Garnet.
You say: I love Henry!
You think: Too bad there's Garnet stuck in there. Keith Owen is meh.

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This is my son, Orion Kurt.
You say: Unusual
You think: And should stay that way

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This is my daughter, Danaë Theresa.
You say: Pretty!
You think: Blech

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These are my twin sons, Bertram Arthur and Thaddeus Henry. Sometimes we call them "Bertie" and "Thad."
You say: That's cute!
You think: I love Henry, the others make me vomit

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This is my daughter, Alice Pandora.
You say: I love the name Alice!
You think: Pandora not so much, though

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This is my adopted son Kenshin Hiroshi; he's from Japan.
You say: Interesting!
You think: Why do you need to introduce him as your "adopted son"? Anyway, Hiroshi reminds me too much of Hiroshima. Kenshin reminds me of Ken's shin.