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This is my daughter, Gemma Silvia.
You say: Those names are so pretty!
You think: Too bad they don't flow.

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This is my son, Loki Julian.
You say: That's cool.
You think: Have you even read Loki myths, dumbass? Not cool.

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This is my daughter, Gemma Evelyn.
You say: That's so sweet!
You think: see above

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This is my son, Fredrico Pedro III.
You say: I love when people use family names
You think: Don't like them together, but it's not your fault.

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This is my daughter, Bertha.
You say: There's a name you don't hear every day!
You think: ... thank GOD.

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These are my twins, Jack and Jill.
You say: Like the poem?
You think: Way to condemn your kids to a lifetime of mockery, jerk.

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This is my daughter, Kayla.
You say: That's pretty.
You think: And so, so overused.