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[Facts] OT: For all the chocoholics out there
You might get a kick out of a joke I found on a different board for a Chocolate Ritual (Sarahjeanne and Gia Nadine, are you with me here?).The address is http://www.turoks.net/Cabana/ChocolateRitual.asp.Plz let me know what you think of it, okay?
Phyllis (aka Sidhe Uaine or Gaia Euphoria)
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*smiles*Tasty
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Oh by the way PhyllisSpeaking of sweet and tasty matters then I have posted the recipe for elder flower lemonade under my first post about the topic.
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Yummy!!! I want some!! :))Sarahjeanne
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Oh Phyllis I loved that!! I want to whip up my own spell of chocalte sensations now!! LOL
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I'm not into rituals, but this one I can do with pleasure!:P
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All I can say is yummy-yum-yum. A couple of years ago I visited a chocholate factory in Romania on business (it was, needless to say, one of my favorite projects). The factory's choco-meister, a respectable elderly fellow who has committed his being to chocoperfection, divulged to me the ultimate secret as to why chocolate is the most sensuous of foods. Cocoa-butter -- and hence, pure chocolate -- is the only food whose melting point coincides with the body temperature of humans. Put a piece of chocolate in your mouth and and let it be -- no need to chew -- it will start melting and spreading its sensual and erotic sensations!
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I'm neither a chocoholic nor a Wiccan, but I laughed anyway. Here's some Twain for ya now.Mark Twain is my favorite American-born writer. Here's something amusing he'd written regarding Satan:"I have no special regard for Satan; but, I can at least claim that I have no prejudice against him. It may even be that I lean a little his way, on account of his not having a fair show. All religions issue bibles against him, and say the most injurious things about him, but we never hear his side. We have none but the evidence for the prosecution, and yet we have rendered the verdict. To my mind, this is irregular. It is un-English; it is un-American; it is French. Without this precedent Dreyfus could not have been condemned. Of course Satan has some kind of a case, it goes without saying. It may be a poor one, but that is nothing; that can be said about any of us. As soon as I can get at the facts I will undertake his rehabilitation myself, if I can find an unpolitic publisher. It is a thing which we ought to be willing to do for any one who is under a cloud. We may not pay him reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents. A person who has for untold centuries maintained the imposing position of spiritual head of four-fifths of the human race, and political head of the whole of it, must be granted the possession of executive abilities of the loftiest order. In his large presence the other popes and politicians shrink to midges for the microscope. I would like to see him. I would rather see him and shake him by the tail than any other member of the European Concert."
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NanaeaHere's one ESPECIALLY for you:http://www.turoks.net/Cabana/NumbersOfThe Beast.asp.Phyllis (aka Sidhe Uaine or Gaia Euphoria)
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Oops!It should read:http://www.turoks.net/Cabana/NumbersOfTheBeast.aspPhyllis (aka Sidhe Uaine or Gaia Euphoria)
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I saw that when I was surfing the site! That one was my favorite! I especially cracked up over:"6, uh... what was that number again?" (Number of the Blonde Beast)-- Nanaea
Blessed Beast
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Mark Twain = Twin Karma
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Could also be a stripper named "Tawni Mark" or "Tamra Wink".
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...and a hooker named "Warm Kanti" :P
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LOL!:P
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Still awake?!?!?
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Went back to sleep at 5(AM), woke up at 7:30, and now I'm really, really sleepy! But I've got a date coming over.:P
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That's my guy!:)
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