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This is my daughter, Erin Linden
You say: Hi Erin! How did you get your middle name?
You think: I have never understood the popularity of the name Erin.

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This is my daughter, Audrey Amelia
You say: AA! What is your last name?
You think: I like Amelia Audrey much better.

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This is my son, Stuart Teagan
You say: Hey Stu...
You think: Yikes. Bad name.

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This is my daughter, Eva Margaret (Evie)
You say: My sister used to have a Cabbage Patch Kid named Evie!
You think: What a classic name.

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This is my son, Leo Miles
You say: Is Leo short for anything?
You think: Oh dear. This poor kid.

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This is my daughter, Georgina Brynn (Gina)
You say: Gina-gina-bo-been-banana-fanna-fo-fina...
You think: Gina?! UGH! Why are they ruining a cool name like Georgina?!

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This is my son, Gilbert Lawrence
You say: Greetings Gilbert.
You think: This kid is going to be beaten up on playgrounds for many years to come... *sigh*