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Addison: oh but you do see this a LOT.

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Allegra: Allergy medicine. Sounds like a disease.

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Apple: Sounds like what a slow child might call a toy.

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Atherton: Exactly fitting for Donald Trump's spawn.

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Bailey: I know of so many dogs named this, it isn't even funny.

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Banjo: another dog name

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Blue: another dog name

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Bluebell: a cow name

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Brook-Lynne: A tacky name made even more so by the dash and the e.

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Calico: cat name.

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Chastity: I have known a couple Chastitys and Chassitys, and they were all total bimbos and very free with their favors.

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Coco: that will look great ona grown up professional.

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Chimere: looks effeminate.

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Cosmo: only if his last name is Cramer

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Chord: Maybe he'll get together with Banjo.

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Buck: dog's name.

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Brawley: sounds like fighting

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Bow-Ty: is it a My Pretty Pony? The male kind?

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Bamboo: If he didn't go to exclusvie private schools populated with other bizarrley named rich kids, he'd be called Bam-Boob and worse.

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Audio: Yeah, Audio Science. His parents must be stupid.

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Alchamy: Almost as stupid as these parents, who can't even spell the gothy, geeky "name" they chose.