These are my daughters
Gwenyth and
Tegwen.
You say: Nice names.
You think: I prefer
Gwyneth, and I don't like
Tegwen.
This is my son
Feliu.
You say: Are you Catalan?
You think: Don't like it.
This is my son
Korey.
You say: I've known a few.
You think: Boring.
These are my daughters
Timotha and
Rubina .
You say: Nice names.
You think: Did you want boys named
Timothy and Reuben/Ruben by any chance?
This is my daughter
Europa.
You say: Huh?
You think: Are you a big Europe fan? (All these jokes about Europeans pop into my head)
This is my daughter
Kalyani.
You say: Nice name.
You think:
Love it, but only on an Indian person.
This is my son
Lovell.
You say: Eh...
You thinl: Ugly and dated.
These are my daughters
Ivana and
London.
You say: I like
Ivana.
You think:
LONDON? NOT ANOTHER ONE!
These are my sons
Vin and
Sung.
You say: Eh...
You think: Don't go together.
These are my daughters
Fidela and
Nkiru.
You say: Eh...
You think: Don't go together...