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Me: This is my daughter Portia.
You say: uh, hi...Portia.
You think: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR KID?!?!

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Me: This is my son Jeb. It's not short for anything.
You say: Thats such a cool name!
You think: I love it!

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Me: This is my son Percy.
You say: Hello Percy
You think: Awesome

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Me: This is my daughter Bree.
You say: Is it short for anything?
You think: thats adorable!

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Me: These are my twin daughters Mabel & Maude.
You say: Hey girls, cool names
You think: Maude sounds like an old lady! Maybel is a little better but she still sounds like a granny

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Me: This is my son Alfie. It's his full name.
You say: How do you pronouce that again?
You think: Interesting...

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Me: This is my daughter Sunday.
You say: Oh, hello Sunday
You think: whats her birthday? sunday?

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Me: This is my daughter Flynn.
You say: Hi i love your name
You think: OMG! Love that name!