Keturah Marie: sounds like a kettle.
Marie? HOw freaking common can you GET?
Sapphira Madeleine: Thats right, name your kid after a Rock "Ohh! SHiny Rock! I'll name my baby that!".
Madeleine after that stupid girl who couldnt shutup in
France, I presume
Lydian
Emily (yes, Lydian; not
Lydia): Yeah, and extra N- what does that do?
Emily- number 134,234,596
Jessamyn Celia:
Jessica or
Jasmine? Make up your mind? and whats with the Y? it wynt mayke it look pryttyyr.
Elsa Lilian:
Elsa sounds like a fat Russian nanny, and
Lilian reminds me of ugly flower prints.
Boys
Cyrus Ezra: Erza sounds like the kids in pain: "ERZA!! That freaking hurt!"
Isaiah Wallace: Ok, your love of basket ball may be immense, but please choose between
Isaiah Thomas and
Ben Wallace.
Isaiah was the dude who predicted that lion will sleep with the lamb. What a nutjob! Lions don't even live near lambs. (with the utmost respect of course :)
Elijah Malcolm: Just name him
Frodo or
Frankie, and make it easier
Judah Vaughan (yes,
Vaughan; not
Vaughn):
Judah was the brother who decided to sell
Joseph into slavery. Moe
Vaughn is some forgotten baseball player who most likely did steroids too. Great namesakes
Harold Everett:
Harold is the guy in the office who eats too many donuts.
Harry Harold jokes no doubt. "For ever in a rutt" is what i see in
Everett
