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Help[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Aspen Rogue: The terror of the Colorado ski country! Seriously, what is so wonderful about Rogue? You might as well name a kid Scouindrel or Cad.
Betty Marie Faith: Betty is really dated, like a 194-'s girl-next-door. I can't completely dislike it, but it really isn't that great. And choose either Marie or Faith, both make the very plain name seem awkward. And Betty definitely doesn't fit well with the other kids, not even Emily.
Unique Calisse: Sounds like a unique callus.
Whitaker Kirkland: Roger and Muffy in full swing! God, how yppie!
Heaven Lei: She and Angel can do a mother-daughter double act at the Lusty Kitty when Heaven Lei is old enough.
Wesnerly: What on earth is this? Reminds me of one of our local TV weathermen: whenever he talks about wind, he says "eastly" and "westly" winds. Wesnerly is more western than westly.
Hea've: AKA Poyntlesse.
Shiloh Betty-Jane: A huge mismatch.
Aryan Nyesha Tranai: Lmoa, this one is a scream! I may be making an assumption, but I am positive beyond a shadow ofa doubt that somebody named Nyesha Tranai is NOT Aryan!
Chase Simone: Simone is so pretty, but the s's in Chase and Simone really collide.
Journey Faith: LIke a pilgrimage? Sorry, but they're trying way too hard.
Skye M'Kenzie: This name is just bad, M'Kaye?
Garvey: Garvey the larvae.
Brystal: This is really awful. Taking the name Crystal, which so many see as low-class, and mixing it all up with the ultra-yuppie Bristol.
La'Citrus y-Miracle: Is it a really good new energy drink? No, I think it's some ignorant person thinking they're being cute.
Lockhart: It would be a terrible name even on a boy! And the completely dumb Gilderoy Lockhart is NOT a character to admire.
Onassis: Ass jokes are abounding. It's not evena very nice last name. Millionaire wanna-bes.
Chape; Jordan: How bout just naming him First Presbyterian? ANd "thos siblings! "If you have a phone, you hae a lawyer! Watkins and McCall!"
Grover Cleveland: I have to laugh at this. I have something ofa small soft spot for Grover, I love the Sesame Street monster by that name, but it seems hideously old-fashioned to name a kid after after Grover Cleveland. I mean, how many parent stoday really know anything about him?
Zion Ahmad: That's an interesting cultural mix, isn't it?
Coal: What Santa Claus leaves for bad kids.
Kai Feredrick: Looks like Mom was a bit drunk on her signature beverage when she said the middle name.
Sincre: And they boutht it: Hook. Line and Sincre. Because they thought he was Sincere.
Schmidt: Even the most naive among us should have no trouble whatsoever predicting what the other kids will be calling him.
Shackleton: Roger and Muffy head to the South Pole! (A reference to Ernest Shackleton, the antarctic explorer.)
Deacon Julious: The trend now among black people is to make up Roman-sounding names and spell them with that ugly ous on the end. It's a trend that grosses me out. And Deacon. That's the same as naming a kid Doctor or Professor.
Saint Verge: He is not on the verge of being a saint. You have to be dead a long time before you can even think about that.
Brolly: Isn't this what the Brits call their umbrellas?
Genesis: *begins humming "Sussudio" and drooling while picking restlessly at the paint on the wall*
Betty Marie Faith: Betty is really dated, like a 194-'s girl-next-door. I can't completely dislike it, but it really isn't that great. And choose either Marie or Faith, both make the very plain name seem awkward. And Betty definitely doesn't fit well with the other kids, not even Emily.
Unique Calisse: Sounds like a unique callus.
Whitaker Kirkland: Roger and Muffy in full swing! God, how yppie!
Heaven Lei: She and Angel can do a mother-daughter double act at the Lusty Kitty when Heaven Lei is old enough.
Wesnerly: What on earth is this? Reminds me of one of our local TV weathermen: whenever he talks about wind, he says "eastly" and "westly" winds. Wesnerly is more western than westly.
Hea've: AKA Poyntlesse.
Shiloh Betty-Jane: A huge mismatch.
Aryan Nyesha Tranai: Lmoa, this one is a scream! I may be making an assumption, but I am positive beyond a shadow ofa doubt that somebody named Nyesha Tranai is NOT Aryan!
Chase Simone: Simone is so pretty, but the s's in Chase and Simone really collide.
Journey Faith: LIke a pilgrimage? Sorry, but they're trying way too hard.
Skye M'Kenzie: This name is just bad, M'Kaye?
Garvey: Garvey the larvae.
Brystal: This is really awful. Taking the name Crystal, which so many see as low-class, and mixing it all up with the ultra-yuppie Bristol.
La'Citrus y-Miracle: Is it a really good new energy drink? No, I think it's some ignorant person thinking they're being cute.
Lockhart: It would be a terrible name even on a boy! And the completely dumb Gilderoy Lockhart is NOT a character to admire.
Onassis: Ass jokes are abounding. It's not evena very nice last name. Millionaire wanna-bes.
Chape; Jordan: How bout just naming him First Presbyterian? ANd "thos siblings! "If you have a phone, you hae a lawyer! Watkins and McCall!"
Grover Cleveland: I have to laugh at this. I have something ofa small soft spot for Grover, I love the Sesame Street monster by that name, but it seems hideously old-fashioned to name a kid after after Grover Cleveland. I mean, how many parent stoday really know anything about him?
Zion Ahmad: That's an interesting cultural mix, isn't it?
Coal: What Santa Claus leaves for bad kids.
Kai Feredrick: Looks like Mom was a bit drunk on her signature beverage when she said the middle name.
Sincre: And they boutht it: Hook. Line and Sincre. Because they thought he was Sincere.
Schmidt: Even the most naive among us should have no trouble whatsoever predicting what the other kids will be calling him.
Shackleton: Roger and Muffy head to the South Pole! (A reference to Ernest Shackleton, the antarctic explorer.)
Deacon Julious: The trend now among black people is to make up Roman-sounding names and spell them with that ugly ous on the end. It's a trend that grosses me out. And Deacon. That's the same as naming a kid Doctor or Professor.
Saint Verge: He is not on the verge of being a saint. You have to be dead a long time before you can even think about that.
Brolly: Isn't this what the Brits call their umbrellas?
Genesis: *begins humming "Sussudio" and drooling while picking restlessly at the paint on the wall*
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