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I like;

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William

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True (spelt Tru)
Lily
Amelia
Francis (spelt Frances, mn)
Laurel Anne
Lillian
Elizabeth
Shiloh
Astrid Rose
Renee (spelt Renae, mn)
Isabella

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Hailey (spelt Hayley)
Maddox
Noah
Catherine
Evelyn

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Joseph (mn)
Jett Phoenix
Sage (f)

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Daniel (m)
Autumn
Scout
Angus (m)
Micah (m)

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Circe on a boy?

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Uh, these BAs make me sad. :(

Okay, I'm doing Part II

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BOYS
Jett Phoenix -- I'm sorry. Your child won't be able to fly. Ever.
Lockette -- like the jewelry or the girl group?
Sage Granzly Briones -- It sounds nature-y, but upon closer look, it's just as trashy as everything else! Way to fit in.
Harper Jay -- a rebel in the world where every other girl is a Harper Rose
Diesel Lee -- I would love to see this one and Diesel Rodney drive trucks later on.
Arslan H. -- awwwww... poor kid is going to think he's a Narnia typo!
North D. -- This lends itself to excruciatingly obvious sibling choices
Kal-El B. -- It was only okay when a celebrity did it, and even then, it was disgusting.
Maltese J. -- Sounds like a dog or an airline and I can't decide which.
Kanyon S. -- Like a trendy wordy nature-y place name, but worse!
Braith Edward -- Braith reminds me of either breathe or Ringwraith.
Trapper J. -- someone's been watching a little too much M*A*S*H
Lute O. -- with twin sister Lyric, this is almost bizarre enough to work.

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GIRLS
Paris D. -- Not the best namesake for your little pop tart
Ambrosia M. -- Mother's pregnancy cravings... the real story!
Desimbree R. -- trashy beginning plus trashy ending equals trashy squared.
Lyric Michelle Daniel -- Cool! She's prepared. She has a trendy name, a normal name, and a boy's name in case she wants a sex change!
Autumn Sianne Howell Macias -- I will forgive this if they are all extra surnames.
Idris Shukri -- someone keep this mother away from the name books!

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I like (* = would use)

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Orion Justice
Jamie*
Ashley
Sebastian Xavier
Nicole*
Amelia
Diane
Laurel* Anne
Joan*
Uma Lillian Marlena
Rain
Lee (* on a boy)
Alice Elizabeth
Shiloh* Gillian
Astrid Rose
Waverly Renee (* for Renee)
James
Liberty
Cassiopeia
Meadow
Lennox (* for a boy)

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Atticus Joseph
Chance Moses Lee (but not all together)
Noel
Harper Jay (* for Jay)
Braith Edward
River
Chelsea
Marie
Arwen
Autumn
Monroe
Scout
Liberty
Sawyer
Micah
Fallon Harper

Attican Skywalker: He walks on the ceilings in the prison yard at Attica to amuse the other inmates.

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Jamie Massachusetts: That was one state I was reasonably sure nobody would want to use for a name. More fool me, right?

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Circe: *snickers* Like naming a boy Lilith.

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Pratt Packer: Oh my god. Pratt is slang for butt! Heh heh heh!

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Kricket Nicole: Krick Nick.

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Tigger Lily: Tigger is what a little kid with no imagination might call a kitten.

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Awbree: It spells sloppy.

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Orange Blossom: Is she special?

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Laurel Anne: Wins the Nice Normal Name Award today.

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Isabellar: Somebody's finger slipped when they filled that out?

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Remedy Rain: It's raining Pepto-Bismol.

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Pixeigh: As if Pixie wasn't awful enough.

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Alice Elizabeth: This would have won an award except 1. Laurel Anne got it first and 2. It causes me to feel like I'm spitting all over the place saying it.

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Loyalty Liberty: Is this part of the Masons' oath?

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Precious Purity: She'll be auctioned off to some old lecher as soon as she turns twelve. Yuck.

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True Star: Can't sing, cant' dance, can't act, can't do a thing.

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Daysy Jynx: The jinx was all the i keys have disappeared.

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Canoe Waterfall: Canoe plus waterfall equals a bad accident.

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Meadow Prairie: Reduncundancy!

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Strawberry: Could be one of those rashy things you get sliding into home plate. Also a slang term for a crack whore.

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Megan: Very bad on a boy.
Chanel, Armani, Gucci, Prada, Giorgio, Coutoure: I'm willing to bet this family cannot hope to ever own those kinds of clothes. People that actually do own those clothes don't name their kids after them.

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Lockette: The male version of the Rockettes?

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Maltese: One of those little white furballs.

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Trapper J.: Let me guess... J stands for John.

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Scout Angus: They obviously didn't want a girl. They barely wanted a human. They really wanted a dog.

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Truly Scrumptious: I've actually met somebody named this... she changed her name to that as an adult. She's kind of dim.

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Wrangler: Another dog name.

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Daisybelle Mary Ludeweka La Fleur: None of them work together and the whole thing is just too long.

Attican Skywalker: He walks on the ceilings in the prison yard at Attica to amuse the other inmates.

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Jamie Massachusetts: That was one state I was reasonably sure nobody would want to use for a name. More fool me, right?

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Circe: *snickers* Like naming a boy Lilith.

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Pratt Packer: Oh my god. Pratt is slang for butt! Heh heh heh!

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Kricket Nicole: Krick Nick.

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Tigger Lily: Tigger is what a little kid with no imagination might call a kitten.

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Awbree: It spells sloppy.

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Orange Blossom: Is she special?

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Laurel Anne: Wins the Nice Normal Name Award today.

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Isabellar: Somebody's finger slipped when they filled that out?

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Remedy Rain: It's raining Pepto-Bismol.

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Pixeigh: As if Pixie wasn't awful enough.

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Alice Elizabeth: This would have won an award except 1. Laurel Anne got it first and 2. It causes me to feel like I'm spitting all over the place saying it.

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Loyalty Liberty: Is this part of the Masons' oath?

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Precious Purity: She'll be auctioned off to some old lecher as soon as she turns twelve. Yuck.

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True Star: Can't sing, cant' dance, can't act, can't do a thing.

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Daysy Jynx: The jinx was all the i keys have disappeared.

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Canoe Waterfall: Canoe plus waterfall equals a bad accident.

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Meadow Prairie: Reduncundancy!

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Strawberry: Could be one of those rashy things you get sliding into home plate. Also a slang term for a crack whore.

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Megan: Very bad on a boy.
Chanel, Armani, Gucci, Prada, Giorgio, Coutoure: I'm willing to bet this family cannot hope to ever own those kinds of clothes. People that actually do own those clothes don't name their kids after them.

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Lockette: The male version of the Rockettes?

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Maltese: One of those little white furballs.

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Trapper J.: Let me guess... J stands for John.

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Scout Angus: They obviously didn't want a girl. They barely wanted a human. They really wanted a dog.

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Truly Scrumptious: I've actually met somebody named this... she changed her name to that as an adult. She's kind of dim.

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Wrangler: Another dog name.

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Daisybelle Mary Ludeweka La Fleur: None of them work together and the whole thing is just too long.

I LIKE:
Orion
Jamie
Ashley (Boy! Yay!)
Sebastian
Xavier
Circe (girl)
William
Atticus
Patrick
Noel (girl, Noelle)
North

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GIRLS
Kricket (Cricket is actually really cute)
Tigger Lily (TIGERLILY, maybe. Not Tigger lol!)
Arwyn (Arwen)
Amelia (Amelie)
Blossom
Laurel
Poppy
Joan
Uma
Lillian
Marlena
Alice
Renee (Rene, boy)
James
Ireland (huge GP)
Azure
Cassiopeia
Waterfall
Strawberry
Lennox (boy)
Catherine (Katherine)
Evelyn
Ambrosia (Ambrose, boy)
Bronte
Billie (actually kind of cute on a girl)
Stormi (Storm)
Autumn
Aeris
Sunshine
Fleur

i like:

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Ashley
William
Joseph
Jay
River

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Nicole
Emily
Rain
Alice
Shiloh
Rose
Isabella
Honor Rose
Azure
Star
Daysy sp. Daisy
Paris
Lyric
Autumn

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Why is it that you have to have a license to get married, drive & hunt but you can reproduce & name your kid OBNOXIOUSLY HORRID names w/o so much as a second thought??

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Almost all of these made me cringe. Some are just horrid and others were horrid b/c of the gender they were placed on.

BOYS
Attican Skywalker -Star Wars is so over plus you don't even know how to spell it
Prince Sebastian Xavier Eugene -that's quite the name
Ace William Howard -we could have go without Ace
Atticus Patrick -I love it!

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GIRLS
Kricket Nicole -annoying insect
Tigger Lily -I can't stop laughing
Awbree Francis -if it was spelled Aubrey it wouldn't be half bad
Orange Blossom -a candle sent?
Graylee K. -I guess its better than Grayson
Anderson Joan -*screams*
Isabellar Unity -why is there a random r at the end of Isabella?
Remedy Rain -rain that cures things?
Pixeigh Lee -way to make a tacky name tackier
Alice Elizabeth -wins normal name award
Astrid Rose -I like it
Waverly Renee -what?
James -on a girl?
Joey -see above
Brandon -you should be friends with James and Joey
Connor -you too
True Star -she's a big ball of burning gas
Canoe Waterfall & Meadow Prairie -just wow
Strawberry -she should be friends
Lennox -I think of lummox

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SIBLINGS:
Brooklyn, Hailey (boys), Maddoxx (girl)-someone got girl names and boy names mixed up

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I like:

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GIRLS
Kricket - Cricket
Poppy
Gillian
Ireland
Azure
Sean
Evelyn

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BOYS:
Brooklyn
Mckenzie- Mackenzie
Phoenix
North
Jody
Haven
Trapper
River
Wrangler

*headdesk*

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BOYS
January -- I hate this on a girl. On a boy, it's worse.
Attican Skywalker -- Dad likes Star Wars, Mom likes To Kill A Mockingbird.
Jamie Massachusetts -- well, all the other dumb place names were taken!
Ashley Curtis -- a failed attempt to bring back a name that used to be masculine
Prince Sebastian Xavier Eugene -- To The Parents This May Concern: making your kid's name obnoxiously long and adding a prefix does not, in fact, make your child royalty. Take it up with HRH when you get the chance.
Circe Matos -- Yeah. Name your son after a woman who turns people into pigs. Nice.
Pratt Packer -- He packs annoying idiots into little boxes and ships them far, far away.
Phox Martin -- Mom is a gardener. Dad is a wildlife enthusiast.

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GIRLS
Kricket Nicole -- From trashy to tryndeigh!
Tigger Lily -- You have officially ruined Winnie The Pooh for your daughter. Congratulations.
Orange Blossom -- fiddler parents wanted their daughter to be special! :-D
Perri Diane -- I really like this
Laurel Anne -- ditto
Isabellar Unity -- ah. Because Isabella would have been too common?
Remedy Rain -- the way to do this is to move to the desert.
Pixeigh Lee -- No. No one will EVER guess you were going for Pixie.
Waverly Renee -- as in wavelength?
James
Cale
Joey

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BOYS
January
Circe
Atticus
Fox
Bristol
True
Francis
Rain
Shiloh
Ireland
Liberty
Honor
Azure
Meadow
Brooklyn
Avery
Mackenzie
Chance
Moses
Phoenix
Sage
North
Haven
Canyon
Knox
River
Paris
Lyric
Sailor
Autumn
Micah
Patience
Sawyer
Ashley
Aubrey
Laurel

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GIRLS
January
Orion
Xavier
Atticus
Cricket
True
Tigerlily
Blossom
Anne
Gray
Poppy
Lillian
Phyllis
Alice
Shiloh
Rose
James
Ireland
Liberty
Honor
Azure
Star
Meadow
Maddox
Chance
Diesel
North
Canyon
Knox
River
Marie
Billie
Dylan
Scout
Sawyer
Lindsey
Micah
Marie
Elisabeth

The one that stuck out most to me (between Skywalker and Truly Scrumptious) was Maltese. Maltese! Ahahahahahahaha. Bahahahahahahahahahaha.

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lolwut?