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Boromir Michael-Hays: NN Bore?
Kuzco: Likely to be mistaken for Costco at least twice.
Wesley Wyett Westen: Wyld Whirled of Wonkee Wurds.
Colorado Hunter: PETA has a price on his downy little head.
Armour Gregory: Good name for an armadillo.
Dotson Reese: Sure to be mistaken for Datsun many, many times, and possibly dachshund too.
Kwinceigh: Morons.
Jentry Legend: Gentry and a legend in their minds only.
Tollef Nils: Born with a horned helmet on.
Finnley Raw: Baby cage fighter?
Stone Eli Capper: Throw stones at Eli the Capper. Whatever a capper is.
Thunder: Good name for a dog.
Poseidon-James Dakota: The Poseidon flipped completely upside down.
Artist Patrick: And his siblings Dentist Emily and Court-Reporter Thomas.
Grizzlee Tyler: Colorado Hunter will be after him.
World: Stop the World, I want to get off.
Curley Kruz: Curlicues.
Truen Swanny: Truant swami.
Happy Michael: Picture some bobble-headed doll with a terrifying grin.
Berie Lynn
Bishop Adair
Ventus: It lets out the heatus from your stovus.
Tex Thomas: Text Thomas what? Or wait, Tex. And he has never been out of the state of Nebraska.
Hannibal: This is not a good idea. No.
Killian Graves: Kill and graves are not good sounds on their own. Worse together.
Leviathan Valentine Eugene: A huge heart-shaped ballloon.
Summit Falls: Go over the falls in a barrel, more like.
July Augustus: Oh, how very smart you are. Not.
Wyld Maverick: Porn name if I ever heard one.
Gareth Viribus: Some kind of virus?

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin