1. Say: "Its nice to meet you,
Andrew."
Think: "What a great name, but its sooooo popular."
2: Say: "Patriotic, are you?"
Think: "Rather bold, after the Roe V.
Wade thing, but okay.."
3. Say: "Those a pretty names.."
Think: "WTF is the next sibling going to be Google Translate?"
4. Say: "Aw, they're adorable."
Think: "The names are cute, but maybe too cute for adults. And there are too many Ts and -ys in this set."
5. Say: "I love that name. Nice choice."
Think: "Although it sounds like 'Why it?' I've always loved it for some reason."
6. Say: " Thats very unique."
Think: "You freaking idiot! Think about your sons...Why not
Indiana (at least its unisex) or Mirando, and actual boy name?!"
7. Say: "....Is that a nickname?"
Think: "Why was that allowed?"
8. Say: "Anoami? I've never heard of that before. Its unique."
Think: "Not bad at all, actually. Just different. Poor
Richard though, his name is plain next to hers."
9. Say: " Youre gonna have to repeat that."
Think: "
William i okay,
Conrad is okay..but then just
Bob? He should've been a
Robert. He's the odd one out."
10. Say: "Its nice to meet you girls."
Think: "I don't like
Jillian at all, but
Gillian looks like a boy name. And
Alivia looks kind of odd, but whatever."
11. Say: "I like the name
Leon."
Think: "Ranger ruins everything.
Leon Winter would've been so handsome. Oh well."