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This is my daughter, Gemma Silvia.
You say: Aw, what a sweet name!
You think: How cute!

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This is my son, Loki Julian.
You say: That's... nice
You think: Why would you name a kid Loki? That's just wierd. Would you name your kid Zeus? I like Julian, htough. They should switch the names.

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This is my daughter, Gemma Evelyn.
You say: What a pretty name.
You think: How pretty!

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This is my son, Fredrico Pedro III.
You say: That's a very dignified name.
You think: That's a terrible name. Name him in English, please.

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This is my daughter, Bertha.
You say: How quaint.
You think: Yeah. Very "quaint". Ugh. I prefer Agatha, if we're going for old maid names.

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These are my twins, Jack and Jill.
You say: How cute!
You think: Nms, but not bad! I like them both. Don't know about together....

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This is my daughter, Kayla.
You say: Hi, Kayla!
You think: My brain has been waterlogged with Kaylas and I haven't hte heart to rebuke any of them. It's like Elizabeth. I have no opinion of it, because my opinion doesn't really matter. It's not one of those real kre8v or real ugly names.