This is my daughter
Una ColleenYou say: How pretty.
You think:
Colleen isn't a name, its a word.
This is my daughter Mayella
SiobhanYou say: That's, um, nice.
You think: Mayella reminds me of a redneck with a beehive who weighs 300 pounds.
This is my daughter Maven
EvangelineYou say: THat's pretty.
You think: Maven? That's not a name.
This is my daughter
Rachel MorganYou say: THat's pretty.
You think: It is, and the best of the bunch.