"This is my daughter,
Lana Éloise."
You Say: That's very pretty.
You Think:
Eloise is a bit outdated but
Lana is so NMS.
"This is my son,
Angus Xavier."
You Say: What an unusual name!
You Think: Poor kid!
"This is my daughter,
Adamina Xanthe, called
Ada for short."
You Say: Oh, how unusual, it's a pretty combination.
You Think:
Adamina is way too girly-
Ada Xanthe would've been much better!
"This is my son, Jaret
William."
You Say: That sounds like a strong name.
You Think: Since when was Jaret a name?