Heh heh, thanks guys. Your customer relation skills may be lacking, but that doesn't matter since this is not a business and I offer no guarantees for the quantity (or even the quality) of the information found here.
What Meredith was probably after was an analysis of her personality based on her name a la the Kabalarians. (eq "You are a warm and sunny person with a tendency to obsess. Others find you attractive, you're of medium height and dark haired, and both your feet are the same size. Your ideal pet is an albino stoat and your lucky numbers are 8, 27 and pi/2. etc, etc")
Meredith, this sort of analysis can be found at
http://www.kabalarians.com/gkh/yourbaby.htm