Meet my twin daugthers:
Agnes Josephine &
Charlotte Elise.
You Say: Nice to meet you!
You Think:
Charlotte Elise sure got the better deal--it's absolutely stunning.
Josephine is nice but I cannot STAND
Agnes.
Meet my daugther:
Diana Marilia. Marilia is my mom's name [ma-rill-ee-uh]
You Say: Hi
Diana!
You Think: I hate
Diana. Marilia is really weird, but gets a pass for honoring.
Meet my twin daugthers:
Nancy Paige &
Eleanor Moon.
You Say: Hi
Nancy and
Eleanor!
You Think:
Nancy Paige is blech--Nancy is really dated and
Paige is so trendy.
Eleanor Moon is completely stunning!
Meet my twin sons:
Avery Noel &
Norman Elliott.
Noel is said like "knoll"
You Say: Hi
Avery and
Norman!
You Think: Ewwwwwwwwwwww. And
Norman?
Meet my son:
Sidney James.
You Say: Hi
Sidney!
You Think: I loathe Sidney--a place, feminine, and just ugly. It reminds me of kidney.
James is fantastic, though.