Younghoon Daniel: hepasses the Roxstar litmus test only because he probably is Korean.
Nickthanial Miguel: Respectable Spanish name stuck on a bizarre can't-decide-which conglomerate?
Dodge: And his sibs Duck and Dive.
Kipper Eugene: Yes, kipper him good and serve him for breakfast.
Hunter Chase: And when they catch him?
Nawledge: Obviously the parents lack knowledge. Greatly.
Knox Logan: Knocks him senseless.
German Golden: New potato variety at the BTN Farmers' Market!
Cotton Kerosene; I'm stunned. I can't believe it. They named him like a Molotov cocktail.
Santana Harlem: Carlos Santana at the Apollo Theater!
Kallaway Keith: That hoodlum Keith from Callaway.
Kross Arlo: Kross is so Klannish. Cross Arlo and he burns one on your lawn.
Syncere Amir: Make a rhyme anytime.
Lieke Ollivia Robyn: So she's *like* Olivia Robyn but not quite, cause they misspelled Olivia.
Charish Love Marie: Butchered the name and the beautiful Kook and the Gang song. And tried to fix it by tacking the default Marie onto it.
Angel Heart Lee: Another stripper.
Rainier Ardith-Pauline: I don't even know how to start.
Saphirre Marchelle: How about we start with the correct spelling?
Wrigley Kay: They named her after chewing gum. Nice.
Lillis Talmage: Two surnames for the price of a young lady's dignity.
MissKamille Lynn: Does she run a whorehouse in New Orleans? Miss Kamille Lynn's Bevy of Beauties at your Beck and Call?
isa Annabelle: I don't know, is she?
Murphy Marie: I don't care if Candice Bergen's TV character had the name, she wasn't a real person, despite what Dan Quayle apparently thought.
Darwyn Amelia: ALl the fundie Creationist kids at school will hit her with their Bibles. Others will give her Darwin awards.
Essence Breon: The essence of Freon only cheesier.
Peace Mbongo: sounds like one of those Live Aid bands.
Keegynn: Whiny nasal voiced teenager talking.
Iyssis Azyiah: They like to make hissing noises. And anyhow, isis was African, not Asian.
Monaghan Elisabeth Luck: She'll need all the luck she can get.
Evanger Anne: Avenger Anne?