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This is my daugther Castle.
You Say: Hi.
You Think: Wow, thank-goodness she isn't as big as a castle.

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This is my daugther Adventure.
You Say: Hello.
You Think: What do they call her, Ventura? Ugh.

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This is my daugther Neverending.
You Say: What? Did you say your name was Neverending? Neverending what?
You Think: Oh, no need to think, I already said what I was thinking.

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This is my daugther Excalibur.
You Say: Wow.
You Think: Dear Christ son of Mary born in Bethlehem. What thee hell.

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This is my daugther Firefly.
You Say: Were your parents into sci-fi?
You Think: Oh my goodness...my friends used to kill fireflies in their hands during the summer by accident.

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This is my daugther Camelot.
You Say: It's not Camelot Castle is it?
You Think: I would walked away from her if she said yes.

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This is my daugther Galilee.
You Say: Hi Galilee.
You Think: That is an interesting name. It is not terrible but it is not great.

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This is my daugther Moon.
You Say: Like Moon-Unit Zappa?
You Think: Moon is not so bad on its own as a middle name, but they had to go and use it as a first name.

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This is my daugther Hanako.
You Say: Hello.
You Think: I wonder if she is part Asian (if it isn't obvious of course) or if her parents were just into anime and the romanticized Asia.

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This is my daugther Gethsemane.
You Say: Hello.
You Think: Gethsemane isn't horrible but it does remind me of manes, death, goth, and skulls.

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This is my daugther Thursday.
You Say: Hello.
You Think: This reminds me of My Girl Friday, so it isn't dreadfull.