Okay, really, this is getting silly. You posted your full name. (Btw, not something most adults would do, it isn't safe) I googled you. Guess what I found? Nothing? No, I found a mention of you and what I can only assume is your mother or aunt-
Patricia Underwood. It is against the rules to post under more than one name, and it just isn't polite to use someone elses real name. Did you keep your last name after you married? Or were you married in 2000 when you say you were 16?
Honestly, I wouldn't care much that you have lied if you would come clean. What I think bothers people the most, and certainly bothers me, is that this site, unlike so much of the internet, is a community of people who come to know and respect each other and expect a level of honesty from those who post here. Just one liar runs the trust that so many have worked to maintain.
The first clue we have a troll is someone pregnant with twin girls. Its always twins. They're always girls. Add to it your defensive responses, the you hate me comments, and posting under a second name, and what else are we supposed to think?
If you like it here, I'm sure you would be more than welcomed, provided it is the real you, and you treat those here with the respect they deserve.