From Maryland:
Dy'Nazty Conway: Conway is the middle name. Does this remind anybody of "die nasty?" Bad enough to use Dynasty, but that Nazty looks like a hip-hop performer's stage name designed to be "nasty."
Malex Keaton: Remember "Family Ties?" Remember Michael J. Fox's yuppie-wannabe character Alex Keaton? Remember that mal means bad? So is this kid Alex Keaton's evil twin?