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Grayson has "son " in it, so why use it for a girl? Parker is a surname to me.

Calypso Paikea Rhyder --Perhaps the result of getting stoned and watching Whale Rider
Carma Carroll --A karma joke is too easy and pathetic
Chantellance I'Ann --What?!
Charity Faith --groan
Fancy --Fancy Free? Fancy Feast? Fancy Pants?
Hazzelle --People need to stop trying to make things look French
Ivy Rose --Add some more plants you could have a whole garden
Jewel-Joy --This is just odd both in meaning and flow.
Jubilee Wynter River --Wynter River Jubilee would have sounded like a beautiful snowy event, but not a name...
Kent --groans again
Leo --and again
Loyal --What if she isn't?
Memphiss Darrylynn --I'm already picturing her dressed up to the nines and painted in makeup... at the age of two.
Ozlynn --Ok, so now we have tacked -lynn onto Oz. That trend is getting so old.
Palyss --Palace? LOL
Peri May --Perry Mason?
Realasia Na'Chaí --She's Real-ly something, but I'm not sure what.
Sharde --Is that pronounced Sharday or like a piece of glass?
Violet Grace --Nice
Violet Olivia --A bit too much greenery for my taste, but it beats the pants off of a lot of these others
Wimberly Lucia --Lucia is gorgeous, but what the heck is Wimberly? It's like a really wimpy whiney version of Kimberly.

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Ahrdrcyn Pate --what?
Athan --love this as a nickname for Athanasios
Beckham --Fan worship, how original
Briar Belisario Miller --This whole combo is funky
Cairo --At least it is on a boy
Draven Lestat --Parents seem a little dark
Indiana James --Well, at least it isn't Jones. Frankly I wish people would use his real name: Henry.
Kanyon --I'm not fond of geologic landscapes as names, and they lost points for misspelling it.
Miracle --There are a lot of these and most of them are girls. Boys are little miracles too, but seriously this "name" is stale.
Mythos --Hmm no
Raeder --Who suddenly decided Raider was a good name?
Raider Allen --Ditto
Reef --Coral Reef would have been better, heh.
Sincere Michael --I don't understand the popularity of this one either.
Swavay Deron --LOL!
Trainer --Ummm?
Zuri --Last I checked this is a girls' name.

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Breeze --Blows
Divine --this name needs to go away
Espn --and this
Eternity --and this
Fantasia --and this
Ka'el --Just because a celebrity does it does not make it cool.
Parker Scout --These don't work well as a combo, but I don't like them anyway.
Storm --I guess it is better than Hurricane or Tornado.

This message was edited 1/12/2008, 11:14 PM

Bristol Lavie - It's a lavatory in Bristol!

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Bunny - I picture a former Playboy model turned trophy wife.

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Calypso - ooh, Calypso! I like.

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Carma - If you cut people off when driving, you'll have bad Carma.

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Fancy - Reba McIntire sang a song about a girl named Fancy whose mother figured her only hope was to become a prostitute, so she put her out on the street.

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Hazzelle - Makes me think of Hazmat, short for hazardous materials. Which her parents will be finding in her diaper frequently.

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Ivy Rose - pretty but planty.

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Jubilee D.L. - Jubilee is a bit of a GP for me, so I will throw no stones at this one. It's not awful. The double-initial mn is weird though.

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Kent - Kent? On a girl?

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Leo - I can see the appeal of a girl Leo. I would like it if they had named her something else, Leona or something, and used Leo as a nn.

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Memphiss Darrylynn - Give a holler, "Yee haw!" Now try hissing it.

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Navie - sister to Armie, Marynz, and Ayrforrs

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Nova Marie - Nova is lovely. Marie is fillerish.

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Ozlynn - Pay no attention to that creative name behind the curtain!

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Realasia Na'Chaí - She's the real Asia. That giant landmass in the eastern hemisphere is just an imposter.

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Sharde - of glass. I bet they prn this Shar-day.

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Symphony - always referred to as Phony, and sister to Opera, who always gets called Oprah for some reason

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Violet Haven - this makes me think of a safehouse decorated in purple.

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GIRLS
Ah'Marie A. - ahhhh, Marie, what a pretty name
America - the Beautiful
Bentley Marie - drives everyone crazy
Bristol Lavie - a new body wash
Bunny - and her career path is already determined
Carma Carroll - I thought it was Carma Chameleon
Loyal - always knows where she stands
Memphiss Darrylynn - I dare you to not use double consonants
Ozlynn - either an Ozzy fan or loves The Wizard of Oz
Palyss - paralysis
Paris Ky-Mani
Peri May-son, solves mysteries like nobody's business
Realasia Na'Chaí - well, when we realised we were having a baby...
Symphony - nn loud noise
Violet Olivia - I thought olives were green
Wimberly Lucia - nn Wimmy

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BOYS
Ace - too the point
Ahrdrcyn Pate - I'd like to buy a vowel
Athan - well, we couldn't decide: Nathan or Ethan
Atlee M. - loves "Gone in 60 Seconds"
Draven Lestat - loves vampire books
Indiana James - seriously thought this was Indiana Jones at first glance
Mannix Briel - manic
Miracle - I thought this was a girls name
Orion Tyler - kind of wrecks the name by putting common place Tyler in the mn spot
Raider Allen - loves the NFL
Sincere Michael - I am so glad this year. I have Sincere Michael in my class, not the one who always lies.
Swavay Deron - Rico Swavay
Trainer - -ing pants

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Some arent to bad but others well words fail me
These are particularly bad

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Bristol Lavie - poor child her first name is slang for a womans breasts and her second one means toilet
Bunny - Good Lord
Navie - someone who digs ditches
Christ-Lawrence - ?

This message was edited 1/12/2008, 6:29 PM

Faith
Echo
Hazzelle - Hazel
Ivy
Rose
Joy
Journey
Jubilee
London
Elizabeth - Elisabeth
Nova
Marie
Palyss - Palace
Paris
Poppy
River
Skye - Sky
Grace
Haven
Violet
Willow
Ace
Athan - Athen
Beckham
Briar
Cairo
Draven
Indiana
James
Israel
Kanyon - Canyon
Jericho
Orion
Raider
Reef
Shiloh
Michael
Grey - Gray
Winter
Breeze
Brier
Parker
Scout
River
Storm

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