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Help[Opinions] pardon me while I slash my wrists (m)
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
And send out a goon squad to punish certain people who fancy themselves parents.
Bunny: I know one woman who goes by Bunny. Her real name is Loretta, she's in her sixties, very nice, and very Roger and Muffy at the Polo Grounds.
Destiny Faith: Oh, they werre "destined" to have her. Well, la-di-da.
Feather Lee Raune: Feather Brain, anybody?
Heavenly Skyy: Parents' quote: We had been drinking Skyy all nite long when we made her!!!!"
Pepper Lexi: It's very tasty on steak.
Juliet Darling: You know how upper-class people in books always call each other things like Tiggy Dear or Roger, my luvvie?
Melody Rose: A bit too phrasey, but very pretty.
Iceus Noel: Let it snow, let it snow, in time for Xmas.
Lily Pearl: Colorless.
Lily Rose: *head nods, eyes drift shut, begins to drool peacefully with boredom*
Mystery: Parents quote: "She's a mystery to us! I just went in the bathroom one morning feelinga little sick, and before we knew it, here she was! How'd she get here!"
Tigerlillie: That will look great when she's over the age of 10.
Lennon: He got shot, he was a pothead, married a creep and was known for his arrogance in many circles.
Stevie: Reminds me of this art teacher around here. She dresses and does her hair like Stevie Nicks and has a STEVINX banity plate on her car.
Ebonyfire: So she's already got her own screen name.
Lucki Sophia: I suppose she is lucky in that she has a normal mn to use.
Beau Leigh: In the Old South, a parent who named their daughter Beau would be laughed right out of the country club.
Jezzabella-Lina Brenda: *gags* Does she hang around the truck stop trying to pick up her dates?
Coco: Dog name.
Ruth Bellrue: Sounds likea dog howling.
Pizie: Grows intoa six-foot-tall, mannish, raspy voiced dog trainer.
Montana Cheyenne: Never been farther west than St. Louis. Really do think Cheyenne is the capital of Montana.
Crystal Blue Lake: Waterskiing, fishing, sailing and swimming!
Anita Rose: This is pretty. I like Anita but it's so easy to make annoying puns with it. Needinga rose is much better than needing a House or a Carr or Love.
Camden Rayne: Better than London Fog, but not by much.
Ann Catherine; Now this is nice!
Stori Page: And her sibs, Table F Contents and Indexx.
MycElliot: *rolls eyes*
Grisli: This is when I got out the razor. Grisli. Like as in grizzly bear? Gristly roast beef? Grisly crime scene?
Taurus Blossom: Bulls and flowers. Papa Freud, what say you?
Chicago: Better asa self-chosen nn. Like on the freight traisn or in prison.
Coyote: All right, he's a trickster, but he's also unpredicatble and dangerous and he preys on Mexicans trying to get over the border.
Starchild Abraham: Voted "Least Likely to Succeed."
Sun Sunny: A lot of thought went into that.
Lettuce Reese: That's when I sharpened the blade.
Bailey: I see this is mainly a dog's name now.
Roscoe: And this too.
Keilob: What I see this as is not fit to print here.
Nazi: And that's when I called out my goon squad. There is NO excuse for this. Even if it's a legit name ina foreign language, they're in America now.
McCarthy: Will he be a drunken syphilitic megalomaniac who ruins careers of people he has decided are communists?
Calamity: I like Disaster much better.
Sara, Jane, Ruby, Hannah and Leah: I think these people were trying to start trouble.
Wedge: The child who drives a wedge between his parents.
Picture: A four-year-old might think this was cute, but by first grade she'd be embarrassed to admit she'd ever been so silly.
Serpentine: Snaky.
Random: Dam right it is random.
Vegas: Parents love going to Vegas, playing the slots, getting married by a guy dresssed as Elvis... tacky.
Bunny: I know one woman who goes by Bunny. Her real name is Loretta, she's in her sixties, very nice, and very Roger and Muffy at the Polo Grounds.
Destiny Faith: Oh, they werre "destined" to have her. Well, la-di-da.
Feather Lee Raune: Feather Brain, anybody?
Heavenly Skyy: Parents' quote: We had been drinking Skyy all nite long when we made her!!!!"
Pepper Lexi: It's very tasty on steak.
Juliet Darling: You know how upper-class people in books always call each other things like Tiggy Dear or Roger, my luvvie?
Melody Rose: A bit too phrasey, but very pretty.
Iceus Noel: Let it snow, let it snow, in time for Xmas.
Lily Pearl: Colorless.
Lily Rose: *head nods, eyes drift shut, begins to drool peacefully with boredom*
Mystery: Parents quote: "She's a mystery to us! I just went in the bathroom one morning feelinga little sick, and before we knew it, here she was! How'd she get here!"
Tigerlillie: That will look great when she's over the age of 10.
Lennon: He got shot, he was a pothead, married a creep and was known for his arrogance in many circles.
Stevie: Reminds me of this art teacher around here. She dresses and does her hair like Stevie Nicks and has a STEVINX banity plate on her car.
Ebonyfire: So she's already got her own screen name.
Lucki Sophia: I suppose she is lucky in that she has a normal mn to use.
Beau Leigh: In the Old South, a parent who named their daughter Beau would be laughed right out of the country club.
Jezzabella-Lina Brenda: *gags* Does she hang around the truck stop trying to pick up her dates?
Coco: Dog name.
Ruth Bellrue: Sounds likea dog howling.
Pizie: Grows intoa six-foot-tall, mannish, raspy voiced dog trainer.
Montana Cheyenne: Never been farther west than St. Louis. Really do think Cheyenne is the capital of Montana.
Crystal Blue Lake: Waterskiing, fishing, sailing and swimming!
Anita Rose: This is pretty. I like Anita but it's so easy to make annoying puns with it. Needinga rose is much better than needing a House or a Carr or Love.
Camden Rayne: Better than London Fog, but not by much.
Ann Catherine; Now this is nice!
Stori Page: And her sibs, Table F Contents and Indexx.
MycElliot: *rolls eyes*
Grisli: This is when I got out the razor. Grisli. Like as in grizzly bear? Gristly roast beef? Grisly crime scene?
Taurus Blossom: Bulls and flowers. Papa Freud, what say you?
Chicago: Better asa self-chosen nn. Like on the freight traisn or in prison.
Coyote: All right, he's a trickster, but he's also unpredicatble and dangerous and he preys on Mexicans trying to get over the border.
Starchild Abraham: Voted "Least Likely to Succeed."
Sun Sunny: A lot of thought went into that.
Lettuce Reese: That's when I sharpened the blade.
Bailey: I see this is mainly a dog's name now.
Roscoe: And this too.
Keilob: What I see this as is not fit to print here.
Nazi: And that's when I called out my goon squad. There is NO excuse for this. Even if it's a legit name ina foreign language, they're in America now.
McCarthy: Will he be a drunken syphilitic megalomaniac who ruins careers of people he has decided are communists?
Calamity: I like Disaster much better.
Sara, Jane, Ruby, Hannah and Leah: I think these people were trying to start trouble.
Wedge: The child who drives a wedge between his parents.
Picture: A four-year-old might think this was cute, but by first grade she'd be embarrassed to admit she'd ever been so silly.
Serpentine: Snaky.
Random: Dam right it is random.
Vegas: Parents love going to Vegas, playing the slots, getting married by a guy dresssed as Elvis... tacky.
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