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Jeilexandria Angielicya - She'll be in an Alexandria jail for killing her fellow stripper.

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Pryncess Nechole - And here I thought the parents who named their daughter Princess Diana were bad.

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Princess Diamonds
Princess Emereld
Princess Summer
Princess Tristin
Lady Cannon
Lady Diana
Lady Faith
Lady christian
Queen Mecca
Lords Love
Princess Precious
Princess Melrose
Beautiful Diamond
Queen Isis
Queen Ebony
I'll group all the above together in one big gag.

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Heaven Nevaeh - *Whimpers quietly, unable to speak.*

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Karma Saniya - It'll be karma when Jeilexandria kills her.

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Malayan ZaiEran A'Aleece - Not nearly creative enough. These parents should have been in my "How Creative Can You Be" games; they need the practice.

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Unique Maria - Just wants to blend in.

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King Solomon - I wouldn't even take it that far, and I would name a kid Judas!

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Lord David
Lord Isaac
Lady Faith and Lady Christian's husbands, but they really love Lords Love.

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King Warren - Husband to Queen Mecca, father to Princess Melrose.
King Marvelous - Father to Princess Precious.

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King John
King Israel
King Willie
They've all bedded Queen Isis.

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Heavenly - I never thought I'd say this was refreshing.
Heaven Lee and Heaven Leigh - This is the reason for the above anomoly.

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River Allen
River Knight
River Jace
River Austin
They'll all drown.

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Levada Lynn - Will have a younger brother named Nevada Nynn.

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Joy Serenity - Will be emo.

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King Berle Annette - I don't really see this. *rocks back and forth, singing quietly*

This message was edited 3/9/2008, 7:14 PM