[Opinions] Re: Random BA's - long
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Zephyr Rose - Wow. It's like you cover up diarrhea with the sweet smell of Rose.
Kennedy Michael - Is it a boy? A girl? A transvestite!
Sioux Ella - Sioux City Sue.
Remington Vedder - Ahh... the crazy celebrity side of mediocre 80s TV.
Nevaeh Angel - Strip much?
Sunny Jolee - 'Cuz we love Angelina so much
Halo Sunrise - This angel is the devil in disguise.
Kansas Lynn - Ohio Marie
Serenity Rain - Crappy car air freshener
Bliss Rene - Because her birth was so heavenly masculine.
Harley Pudgie-Marie - FATTY? Wow.
Sugar-Magnolia Sunshine - Vegan hippie.
Montana Dale - Oregon John
Nova Angeline - PBS really killed a somewhat promising name.
Nova Lynn - And now they've filled it with garbage.
Jetta John Marjorie - It's a guy. It's a girl. It's a car. This name accomplishes so much in 6 brief syllables.
Brooquelyn Aliese - It looks like someone added Brooke + Lynn. Equals Brooklyn. Then they sat on it. And added some sugar to top it off. And now the kid will cry for 96 years.
Topeaka Boo - BOO! She'll scare the kids with her name. In more ways than one.
Jude Isabel - Another transvestite. Maybe this one can get a job in a John Waters movie?
Island - She'll be so isolated...
Pre'Shaus A'Merkile - It's a burd! It's a playne! It's BAD TASTE!
Cale Marie - Ick Cale.
Mylee Chakota - Miley Cyrus + Dakota Fanning = Child star fruitcake! That someone sat on.
Gladness - "I hope you die."
Pennylane - Pennylane is in my ears and in my eyes... Medication, maybe?
Fallyn Austin - Fallin' in Austin! Wow! Bad rhyming.
Pippi Zandrea - Armed with her longstockings and creepy middle name, Pippi Zandrea attacks the good names and replaces them with crap!
Paizley B. - Bad Brad.
Paisley W. - Just Brad.
Precious L. - "My Precious," says some guy in Lord of the Rings. Lesley Gore rebuts with "You don't own me."
Rogan Owen - Bad tasting medicine.
Brandon Arcangel - Lightning bolts should be thrown at this bad spelling.
Montana Robert - Hannah James. It all blows.
Lucky Reddy - Ready to get Lucky?!
Briar Mason - Thorny. OUCH!
Tuff Daniel - I'm so TUFF! I can't even spell!
Rocket - Launcher launches to the moon! Did his 2-year-old brother name him?
Chance Given - His parents lost their chance. And are torturing their child with it.
Jack Daniel - His parents are boozers.
Beckham - Soccer & Spice and everything nice.
Crew B. - He was named after a haircut
Ransome Scott - I'm holding you for ransome!
Kamau Nevaeh John = Trendy + Guy + Girl
Zen Sky - Lucy in the sky with diamonds. His parents were on that.
Kennedy Michael - Is it a boy? A girl? A transvestite!
Sioux Ella - Sioux City Sue.
Remington Vedder - Ahh... the crazy celebrity side of mediocre 80s TV.
Nevaeh Angel - Strip much?
Sunny Jolee - 'Cuz we love Angelina so much
Halo Sunrise - This angel is the devil in disguise.
Kansas Lynn - Ohio Marie
Serenity Rain - Crappy car air freshener
Bliss Rene - Because her birth was so heavenly masculine.
Harley Pudgie-Marie - FATTY? Wow.
Sugar-Magnolia Sunshine - Vegan hippie.
Montana Dale - Oregon John
Nova Angeline - PBS really killed a somewhat promising name.
Nova Lynn - And now they've filled it with garbage.
Jetta John Marjorie - It's a guy. It's a girl. It's a car. This name accomplishes so much in 6 brief syllables.
Brooquelyn Aliese - It looks like someone added Brooke + Lynn. Equals Brooklyn. Then they sat on it. And added some sugar to top it off. And now the kid will cry for 96 years.
Topeaka Boo - BOO! She'll scare the kids with her name. In more ways than one.
Jude Isabel - Another transvestite. Maybe this one can get a job in a John Waters movie?
Island - She'll be so isolated...
Pre'Shaus A'Merkile - It's a burd! It's a playne! It's BAD TASTE!
Cale Marie - Ick Cale.
Mylee Chakota - Miley Cyrus + Dakota Fanning = Child star fruitcake! That someone sat on.
Gladness - "I hope you die."
Pennylane - Pennylane is in my ears and in my eyes... Medication, maybe?
Fallyn Austin - Fallin' in Austin! Wow! Bad rhyming.
Pippi Zandrea - Armed with her longstockings and creepy middle name, Pippi Zandrea attacks the good names and replaces them with crap!
Paizley B. - Bad Brad.
Paisley W. - Just Brad.
Precious L. - "My Precious," says some guy in Lord of the Rings. Lesley Gore rebuts with "You don't own me."
Rogan Owen - Bad tasting medicine.
Brandon Arcangel - Lightning bolts should be thrown at this bad spelling.
Montana Robert - Hannah James. It all blows.
Lucky Reddy - Ready to get Lucky?!
Briar Mason - Thorny. OUCH!
Tuff Daniel - I'm so TUFF! I can't even spell!
Rocket - Launcher launches to the moon! Did his 2-year-old brother name him?
Chance Given - His parents lost their chance. And are torturing their child with it.
Jack Daniel - His parents are boozers.
Beckham - Soccer & Spice and everything nice.
Crew B. - He was named after a haircut
Ransome Scott - I'm holding you for ransome!
Kamau Nevaeh John = Trendy + Guy + Girl
Zen Sky - Lucy in the sky with diamonds. His parents were on that.