I especially like
Anniston Page - Someone likes
Jennifer way to much (and doesn't know how to spell her name).
Miss Kourtney Ta'Jay Nefertari - When she gets married she'll be Mrs. Miss. That's terrible.
Pepsi - I
love this for a girl! I hope her last name is Pepper and she gets a PhD so she can be Dr. Pepsi Pepper! What would only be better if her middle name is Sprite! Dr. Pepsi Sprite Pepper!
(Get sarcasm when you read it? 'Cuz no one should be cursed with this name.)
Precious Piper -
Precious smoker?