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Wow...I admire Chryseis!

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Sidney Sylvester is masgnificent.

Timber Cole: The History of Fossil Fuels.

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Crue Carl Kelly: Somebody's dentures are clacking unmercifully.

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Rosevelt: I always thought Roosevelt was going to be one of the few presidential surnames not appropriated for first names. Not only has it been used, it's been mangled too.

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Forest Tatanka: Not bad, but buffalo don't generally go into forests.

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Booker Andrew: Uh-uh, no, can't do this! Bookers always must have the middle initial T. It's the law.

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Vicanti Rajean: A lively new white wine from the Napa Valley!

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Kismet Ember: There is surely some deep profound meaning here, but I am too tired to figure it out.

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McCarthy: Drunken syphilitic starting a communist witch-hunt for fun and profit.

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Tawni: Classic Strippers Revue.

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Winter Noel: Born in mid-July.

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Charisma: The dullest girl in school, interested only in being exactly like her four best friends.

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Khylar: Do they make bullet-proof vests of her?

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Aspen Gray: The color doesn't even make sense.

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Trixie Rose: She won the Miss Dogpatch Collard Greens Festival two years running till she had to marry her cousin Luther.

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Shadow Pretty Dancer: All I ask is that her last name is not Stankowski.

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Aidan Jade: Last name is probably Wade.

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Pearly: Won the title after Trixie Rose's disgrace.

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Coddington: Oh my god this is so bad! Nobody wants to be called this!

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December May: Mother is 17, father is 50. Go ahead, tell us everything you know.

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Rustin Neil: Rusty nail.

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Riggs Roger: Rigs Roger so he blows up.

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Holden Gatsby: Wonder if the parents have actually read the Catcher in the Rye and the Great Gatsby: If they did I wonder at their choice of characters to name after.

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Steely: A kleptomaniac witha sadistic streak.

I like/* would use:

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Lynn*
Emerson & Elliott
Timber- girl
Anakin
Darwin
Aaron
Sawyer
Anthony
Booker
Raven
Brooks

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Guinevere*
Elise*- boy
Larkin- boy
Jules*- boy
Monet
Montana*
Presley*
Tawni
Parker- boy
Kai- boy
Piper
Azalea
Colby
Hollyn
Cassidy*- boy
Avalon

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Gage*- girl
Jacob
Lance
Thatcher
Addison
North
Cassidy*
Fox*
Holden
Steely

I like:

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Aris
Emerson
Ryan
Kelly (yay for being on a boy!)
James
Anakin (I wouldn't use it, but it's still cool)
Forest (Forrest, couldn't use it cause of the running-deal lol)
Rohan
STORM (girls' mn, I hope this isn't all caps for a reason...)
Alexis (YES! VICTORY! If this is uh-LEK-see then I'll just die happy right this instant!)
Artemus
North
Jhean (Jean)
Caius
Rio (nn for River, which I wouldn't use, but it's still cool)
Dominic

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Ember
Guinevere
Elise
Monet
Seraphim (Seraphina)
Winter
Jane
Faye
Ambrosia (boy)
Alexus (Alexis, totally 100% undeniable boy in every way imaginable)
Tyler (boy)
Aspen
Gray (Grey)
Siri
Azalea
Elena
Eowyn
Shadow
Ireland
Surabi

I like:

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BOYS
Aris Christian
London Dean
Rohan Anthony
Booker Andrew

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GIRLS
Guinevere Elise

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BOYS
Thatcher
North
Fox
Steely - Would like Steel better though.
Rio Dominic

Coddington is such an odd name-esp for a little girl. I like Roosevelt though, I've never heard that before as a fn, and Fox is awesome (my great-grand father's name)

what I'd use:

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BOYS
Emerson
Elliott
Norman
London
Anakin
Star
Rain
December
Cassidy
Ireland
Sidney
Jacob
Addison
Fox
Rio NN for River
Michael nn for Michelangelo
Piper - maybe
Jade

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GIRLS
Lakota
Christian
Crew
James
London
Bentley
Forest
Sawyer
Rohan - maybe
Booker
Brooks
Hayden
Rose
Aiden
Star
Winter
Kai
Grace
Eowyn
Shadow
Pearl
Paris
Gail
Rain
Michael
December
Salem nn for Jerusalem
Gage
Storm
North
Fox
Caius
Rio nn for River