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Most of these are tragic but...
Chloe Honeysuckle reminded me about the name of a nephew of a man who works with my mum - Eli Bumblebee - his parents thought that he would hardly ever have to use his middle name so it would be cute, but I think it will lead to much teasing etc when he is older.

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Out of the list the name i find acceptable are:
Abigail
Ellis (although Alice is better)
Chloe
Astrid
Aspen Summer or Rain (if it was just one of them it would be fine)
Piper
Tyler Elizabeth
Noel James
Rudolph James
River Owen
Romeo

oh my sweet lord...

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Just when I think I'm over the worst of it, along comes another list.

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Bryair: They couldn't decide on a spelling for briar, so they compromised.

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Goldie: Everybody that ever had a goldfish called it Goldie.

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Angel Star: angelstar4u69xxx@sexkittenmail.com

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Venus Sky: Really? Venus is in the SKY?

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Akita-Paciencia: The patient akita.

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Autumn Storm: The storms of November come early...

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Gypsy Mia: Great stripper name.

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Forever Mine: Until CPS takes the kid away because you're living in a crack house.

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Chloe Honeysuckle: Sucha sickly sweet name you know she's going to be a mean girl who bullies her classmates over Myspace.

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Opal Pixie: Opal is so pretty, why ruin it with that silly gerbil-name?

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Chicago: The night Chicago died.

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Kadebre: The cadaver.

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Astrid Kinky: And people wonder why kids are so sexualized.

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Million Avery: She has MPD already.

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Aspen Summer Rain: Blew down all the trees so Autumn Storm couldn't do it.

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Aura Tulip: You Aura Tulip! I am not! Are too!

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Piper Rain: AKA Downspout.

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Allivbealyn Joie-Bon: The hell?

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Ransom: Pay up before they cut his other ear off.

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Atilla: The Hun.

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Dixon John: Don't tell me you can't see a problem there.

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Beasiatic Davion Nazi: How on earth cana Nazi be Asiatic?!

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Rhettik Steele: Got bought up by US Steel.

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Kaceatan: Huh???

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River Owen: Rollin' on the river!

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Asterix: How ignorant people think asterisk is pronounced.

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Sunrise: Porn star name. Female porn star name.

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Lennox Ali: Like boxing much?

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Rivix Alecksi: Hooked on consonants?

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Waldo: Where is Waldo? He ran away to New Jersey and changed his name to George.

GIRLS
Abigail Butler -Butler sounds silly on a girl even though its a middle name
Goldie Elizabeth -I can't imagine a human named Goldie
Venus Sky -Does this sound like a romance novel title?
Autumn Storm -This is what you call lightning in October
Gypsy Mia -ugly
Forever Mine -oh please
Chloe Honeysuckle -Honeysuckle is a bit much
Opal Pixie -same with Pixie
Journi Starr -spell it right
Artemis Billie -kind of cool
Astrid Kinky -I like Astrid, but Kinky!?
Million Avery -what the heck?
Kingsley Mae -*vomits*

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BOYS
Ransom J. -you mean like a lot of money
Atilla Kyle -Atilla the Hun comes to mind
Constantine -cool
River Owen -okay
Sunrise F. -bad enough on a girl but a boy?
O'Brian Eric -What's wrong with Brian?
Waldo -the kids at school are going to ask where he is at
Trinnety James -This sounds like a girl's name

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Atreyu! That's a gp of mine. I really like it but I think it's better as a middle name although Atreyu Silas is a great combo. It's nice to see Astrid but not with Kinky (!?) as a middle name. And Forever Mine? *gags*
I quite like Sunrise on a boy. The worst name is definitely Beasiatic Davion Nazi. Horrible! How can anyone name a child Nazi? Makes me think that name laws are good...

GIRLS
Star
Faith
Liberty
Briar
Elisabeth
Storm
Dylan
Billie
Chicago
Rain
Robin
James
River
Crew

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BOYS
Star
Liberty
Brier
Sky
Journey
Lyric
Piper
Rain
Joel
Atreyu
Noel James
Ransom
River
Avery
Romeo
Trinity