[Opinions] Apathy Nevaeh wins the prize...
For dumbest name on here. Very obviously the parents are uneducated and unintelligent, because apathy is NOT a virtue and has nothing to do with heaven, either backwards or forwards. Idiots.
Exauce: Exhaust? Egg sauce? Excuse?
Sandy Jack: Good name for a touristy seafood restaurant.
Isaiah Emmanuel Jesus: Somebody's trying way too hard.
Venice Kale: It's good served with olive oil and a little bacon.
Mehsyn Jayen: Remember how Blair/Cloe/Brooke/etc posted all those made-up names like Hayton and Naytin and all that? These would fit right in.
Trucker Allen: I bet the parents are always griping at the truckers on the road.
Pagan Justice: Sounds a bit scary.
Tripper John Fisher: John can't decide if he wants to take a trip or go fishing.
Athena Theodora: Both names are very nice, but together they sound like quite a mouthful.
Heaven Rae Myziah: Why not just adda Marie or Nicole in there for good measure?
Coco Indi: Coco is sucha tacky stripper name.
Imma-Belle Gace: Is always called Emma.
Holly Calypso: Holy Toledo, Holly Calypso!
Sonni Reins: Perfect porn star name. It has it all: a silly pun, bad spelling...
Georgie: That'll look real good ona grownup woman.
Ramzy: Like Ramzi Yousef, who tried to blow up the WTC the first time.
Trinity Hope: Known for its burn unit and trauma center.
Icess: She's a cold girl.
Pre: And his brother Post.
Even: Even so...
Geyser: His projectile vomiting and impressive upward urination is phenomenal.
Tyre Jacob: Tyre him out.
Gomez: Remember Gomez Addams of the Addams Family?
Cayo Cooper: KO him. Knock him flat.
Havic: Like havoc. Nice.
Hulk Lawrence: His parents are probably about on the same level as little Apathy's.
Michael Meyers: Like Mike Myers, Austin Powers? Or Michael Myers, the first congressman to go to jail back in the eighties over ABSCAM.
Bryer Emery: Briars and emery boards. Ouch!
Little Sam: Most likely candidate for baby-daddy is Sam, so of course he had to be Little Sam. When he goes on Maury Povich it will turn out his real father is Leroy.
Lakota Lynn: Girly.
Hostetler: Couldn't they have used that for a mn?
Delaware Thomas: What'll they call him? Della? *gags*
Rio Orion: Try to say this smoothly without sounding like a car trying to start.
Gautham: Welcome to Gautham City, punk.
Mesa Belle: She runs that there sportin' house over to Arizony Territory.
Lailani SoldierGirl: Is she a cheap plastic action figure based on a low-budget cartoon?
Lelass: Lil' Ass.
PEggy-Sue Lila: Lia didn't pay Peggy the agreed upon fee for doing her nails. Peggy, sue Lila.