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Nay, I do not wish to name my child Riot. No, instead I met one today at work. He was recently born, so he is only probably a few weeks old. I think it sounds cool, but in no way does it make a good name. The parents are a couple of teenagers who probably thought, "Riot, that is awesome, lets go with that one!" It was likely on a list with Danger, Slash, War, Murder, and Punk.
Ahh, It will be such a riot when little Riot gets detention for starting a riot on the playground in 6th grade. Can't wait!