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The following story has been circulating like wildfire in Athens. A fellow stepped in a Pizza Hut in Kallithea (an Athens 'burb) at 11:55 pm and ordered a take-out pizza. He was told that the kitchen had closed, but the fellow raised hell, insisting that the kitchen regularly closed at midnight, and demanded a pizza. The employees begrudgingly obliged. The next day the fellow woke up with some form of allergic shock, and was rushed to the hospital. The remaining pizza was analysed in the lab, with surprising results: three varieties of human semen were detected, one of which was syphilitic to boot. Apparently the employees were more than pissed-off. This affair was supposedly settled out of court. Although my wife's boss claims that her second cousin's finace works at the laboratory in question, I cant vouch for the authenticity of this story. All I can say is that I wont be visiting the Kallithea Pizza Hut any time soon.