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Help[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
BOYS
Beaumont Jack -- yeah, remember that one old geezer from South Texas?
Uther Hawk -- rawr
Uriel Truth -- Uriel, the truth is that the Urine jokes will never stop
LYRIC GENNARO -- hey, I knew a Gennaro!
RAISTLIN -- can't decide if it's Raisin or Wastin'
ARTHUR PENDRAGON AVALON -- wow, medieval much?
RAYNE ANDREW -- took a girly name, made it tryndeigh, stuck it on a boy. All in all, fail.
SUTTER MICHAEL -- Sutter? I barely know 'er!
Saixus D. -- yeah, you won't be teased at all in middle school.
FRODO -- Oh, come on. You could have used Sam and your child might have actually enjoyed a good series of books.
Renton Rhodes -- is this like a pavement leasing service?
Ranger -- all alone
Rife -- rife with what?
GIRLS
BIRDIE AMIINA RUBY -- Yes, my parents are tasteless and uneducated. I'm sorry I have to bear the burden of their stupid choices.
ELWAY SHANAHAN ESTHER -- Aside from Esther, this is a law firm
Anxeelic Athena -- too close to anorexic
MYSTI RAIN -- with this name, she really can't do anything with her life besides dance in strip clubs.
Chalice Lily -- Goblet Flower? Really?
LA'SHAUN VANESSA -- I had hoped we were past the La- trend.
Shiloh Jochebed -- HOORAY FOR JOCHEBED!!! Too bad no one will ever be able to say it right.
HEAVEN HOPE -- boy, desperate much?
Danni-Jo Firebird -- naming your child after an opera does little to balance out the trashiness of Danni-Jo
Charish Love -- You must indeed cherish love to still love your parents after this
Angel Nevea -- perfume
Teieana lynn Unique -- Yes. Naming your child Unique makes them very unique indeed. Especially if it's after a gross-and-tryndeigh name and a filler.
Dylann Elizabeth -- Ya know, people actually use Dylan now.
Kaiden Norae -- Kaiden or Rae? Can't decide? Let's fix that!
Saylee Wynn -- Saylee? As in Saline?
Montanna -- I can see the parents trying to pass this off as "gracious mountain"
D'Ziah Mone' -- I desire Monet as well, but I spell it correctly.
Promise -- We promise you'll change this at some point.
Enisent Nevaeh Fayth -- does nothing except further the dumb Bible-beater image.
Beaumont Jack -- yeah, remember that one old geezer from South Texas?
Uther Hawk -- rawr
Uriel Truth -- Uriel, the truth is that the Urine jokes will never stop
LYRIC GENNARO -- hey, I knew a Gennaro!
RAISTLIN -- can't decide if it's Raisin or Wastin'
ARTHUR PENDRAGON AVALON -- wow, medieval much?
RAYNE ANDREW -- took a girly name, made it tryndeigh, stuck it on a boy. All in all, fail.
SUTTER MICHAEL -- Sutter? I barely know 'er!
Saixus D. -- yeah, you won't be teased at all in middle school.
FRODO -- Oh, come on. You could have used Sam and your child might have actually enjoyed a good series of books.
Renton Rhodes -- is this like a pavement leasing service?
Ranger -- all alone
Rife -- rife with what?
GIRLS
BIRDIE AMIINA RUBY -- Yes, my parents are tasteless and uneducated. I'm sorry I have to bear the burden of their stupid choices.
ELWAY SHANAHAN ESTHER -- Aside from Esther, this is a law firm
Anxeelic Athena -- too close to anorexic
MYSTI RAIN -- with this name, she really can't do anything with her life besides dance in strip clubs.
Chalice Lily -- Goblet Flower? Really?
LA'SHAUN VANESSA -- I had hoped we were past the La- trend.
Shiloh Jochebed -- HOORAY FOR JOCHEBED!!! Too bad no one will ever be able to say it right.
HEAVEN HOPE -- boy, desperate much?
Danni-Jo Firebird -- naming your child after an opera does little to balance out the trashiness of Danni-Jo
Charish Love -- You must indeed cherish love to still love your parents after this
Angel Nevea -- perfume
Teieana lynn Unique -- Yes. Naming your child Unique makes them very unique indeed. Especially if it's after a gross-and-tryndeigh name and a filler.
Dylann Elizabeth -- Ya know, people actually use Dylan now.
Kaiden Norae -- Kaiden or Rae? Can't decide? Let's fix that!
Saylee Wynn -- Saylee? As in Saline?
Montanna -- I can see the parents trying to pass this off as "gracious mountain"
D'Ziah Mone' -- I desire Monet as well, but I spell it correctly.
Promise -- We promise you'll change this at some point.
Enisent Nevaeh Fayth -- does nothing except further the dumb Bible-beater image.
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