Um.
Wow.
[crickets chirping]
Hahahahahahaha, GET IT?! Sorry, but a bug and a profession are not suitable names for your kids. What if Pilot decides to join the Navy? "Hey, man, you should have been in the Air Force!" What if Cricket is scared of bugs? Ask her if she'd willingly name her kids Praying Mantis and Mailman. What is it with people these days?