This is my son,
Lucius.
You Say: Hi
Lucius, I love your name
You Think: I really like it, but it always makes me think of Gladiator
This is my son, Lycoris.
You Say: Hi, what an unusual name you have
You Think: Liquorice, I hate the stuff!
This is my son,
Lysander.
You Say: Hi
Lysander, how are you?
You Think: It's okay, but I prefer
Leander
This is my son,
Paris.
You Say: Hi
Paris!
You Think: Interesting, but
Paris Hilton has ruined it for me
This is my son,
Romeo.
You Say: Hi
RomeoYou Think: Mmm, too much teasing potential, and the Beckhams.
This is my son,
Caius.
You Say: Hey
Caius, what a fantastic name you have
You Think: Swoon! I love it! ♥
This is my son,
Lennox.
You Say: Hiya
Lennox, nice to meet you
You Think: Not really my style, but okay
This is my son,
Valentine.
You Say: Hi
Valentine, pleased to meet you!
You Think: I much prefer this on a girl but it's still cool
This is my daughter, Bates.
You Say: Hi Bates
You Think: Seriously? Is that her real name? I have no words.
This is my daughter,
Alice.
You Say: Hello
Alice, how are you?
You Think: Simple and pretty. This has really grown on me recently.
This is my daughter,
Hermione.
You Say: Hello
HermioneYou Think: I really have an intense dislike for this name for some reason
This is my daughter,
Hero.
You Say: Hi
Hero, what an unusual name you have
You Think: Bleuch.
Mariah Carey and massive teasing potential
This is my daughter,
Perdita.
You Say: Hello
Perdita, do you have a nickname?
You Think: 101 Dalmatians
This is my daughter,
Iris.
You Say: Hello
Iris, what a beautiful name you have!
You Think: Lovely!
This is my daughter,
Patience.
You Say: Hi
Patience, pleased to meet you
You Think: This was always what I wanted to name a daughter when I was younger, but I've still got a soft spot for it