These are my daughters,
Storm and Mary-Ruth
You say: Hello,
Storm and Mary-Ruth.
You think:
STORM? What the heck? My god, Mary-Ruth got really lucky. I'm surprised her name isn't
Phoenix or
Rainbow or something. Ugh.
We found out we’re having a girl! We’re going to name her
Emily.
You say: Oh, that's nice. One of my best friends is named
Emily.
You think: How boring. Could they put any less effort into it.
These are my nephews,
Tucker,
Chase, and
Wesley. They’re staying with me for a few days.
You say: Wow, it looks like you have your hands full.
You think: Well,
Wesley is nice.
These are my sisters,
Natasha and
Angela.
You say: Oh, I see the family resemblance.
You think: That's an interesting set of names.
This is my daughter
Maggie and my son
Alex. Their full names are
Magdalena and
Alexis.
You say: Oh, those are quite lovely.
You think: It's nice to see
Alexis on a boy. I hope he doesn't get picked on too much.