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Avalon Sky: Isn't this some Arthurian role-playing game?
Winter Rain: Gray, cold and dismal.
Miria Mandolin: "Well, Miriam Mandolin has too many m's, so let's just cut the one m out." Does she have a brother called Benjami Guitar?
Brendalin Blue: What's with these people sticking Blue after everything?
Auralee'ya Leelaunna: Give them some better Scrabble tiles.
Thelma Dee-Love: Wasn't she a big, busty, big-haired nightclub singer back in the forties?
Ruger James: Some day, all these dimwits who named their kids after guns are going to feel a little silly.
Tuff Bentley: Tuff does not give an impression of tough masculinity. It sounds like a stuffed animal or kids' play clothes.
Chevrolet Jesse: Idiots.
Lila Citrine: Take twice a day for maximum vitamin absorption.
Nylarej Dream: Jeralyn's Nightmare. Nylarej is Jeralyn backward.
Jeweliet Ava: What a cheesy, trashy way to mangle Juliet.
Damien Danger: Now in 3D collector's editions.
CharlieRansome CarlCoon: The blue helll...
Capone Thomas Joseph: Al Capone was a damn killer, people. And he was uglier than a stump.
Ryland Pilot: Thank you for flying Ryland Airlines, formerly ValuJet.
Lilith Lux: Get her teeth fixed, ath-hole.
Druid: Just go back in your parents' basement and play your Dungeons and Dragons, loser.