Gwendolyn Ruth - a bit oldish, but still feels kind of fresh
Timber Jean - TIMBER!? TIMBER!?!? "Timmm-buuuuurrr!"
Elasia Elaine - what are WRONG with these people!?
Mariah Trulygrace - holy cr*p that's bad
Sophia Rose Ogaco - I wonder if Ogaco is from a Native American language?
Are'ly Alezandra - looks like "are you really Alexandra?"
Mia Getsemani - umm, wasn't Gehtsemane where Jesus spent his last night on earth in deep anguish....?
Paizlee Jo - ick
Boelen Joy - what is this? The joy of bowling, or what?
Sunshine Destiny - I bet she wears tie-dye diapers
Presley Melody - probably has a brother called Elvis Aaron
Amelia Windrush - umm...OK...
Branda - what IS this!?
Patience Lee'Linda - I guess you have to be patient when your parents think Lee'Linda is a lovely name...
Caecelia Divita - sounds like an eye disease: "Yes, it's a very bad case of caecelia divita, I'm afraid...makes your eyes rot when you see a bad name..."
Skarlet Maura-Rose - why not Scarlet Maura Rose?
Zarree Alexandria Renee - yezz, we are zo zarree for thiz zpellynk
Juniper Nora - me like
Coralyn Faith - Coraline would be sweeter, but still nice
Whikil Ryker Kyle - Whikil? "Why kill?" Or what?
Kobe Justice - justice for the beef!
J'Anthony Andre - why the J? Why, folks?
Kael Yakez Redhawk - good heavens...
Danzik James - it's called Gdansk nowadays, people...
Travien Nataku Jovon - *pukes*
Konart Liddell - what the heck is "konart"!? Art made of cones?
Cloyd Collin - CLOYD!? Not Claude? Not Lloyd? Not Clyde? CLOYD? Sounds like "clot" or "clogs"...
Prince Isaiah - Prince is just so stupid as a name