[Opinions] And more comments...
Alex Ranakon Åke - Ranakon? I wonder if it's Thai.
Algot Ludwig Ivar Elias Josef - too many names, although I like them all except for Algot.
Joachim Henrik Eddie - Eddie looks malplaced with the more formal Joachim and Henrik.
Karl Zeb - Zeb as a given name is stupid.
Kid Emil - so is Kid.
Milian Jonah Jayden - tacky.
Mille Diezel Robert - except for Robert, also tacky.
Simon Texas - Texas is so stupid as a name. You might as well name the kid Idaho.
Zacharias Skywalker Michael - Skywalker!? Stuuuuupid!