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The other day there was an obit for a local man here in Delaware who'd died at 51 from choking on a bite of lobster while home alone. Anyway, his obit talked about what an avid outdoorsman he was, he was in Ducks Unlimited, NRA, all kinds of hunting, fishing, preservation clubs.
He was survived by two sons: Gunner and Colt.
I suppose they're lucky he didn't name them Duck and Goose.

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