Ya want brutal? Okay! lol :)
This is my son,
Mackenzie Derrick.
Say: Hi
Mackenzie!
Think: Eh, nms.
Mackenzie is better on a boy than a girl though- too bad my stupid parents named me
Braelyn McKenzie. Urgh! *Cries at the ugliness*
This is my daughter,
Aiden Constance.
Say: Hello
Aiden!
Think:
AIDAN (NOT
AIDEN) IS A BOY'S NAME! Never for a girl. If I actually met a girl named
Aiden or
Aidan, I think I'd have to leave the scene before I said some very nasty things. Awfully ugly. On the bright side,
Constance is lovely!
This is my daughter,
Nicolette Marcela. We call her
Colette.
Say: Hi
Colette!
Think: It's fine, just not particulaly my style.
This is my son,
Ivan Carlos.
Say: Hi
Ivan.
Think: Fine, rather nice.
This is my son,
Marcos Dorian.
Say: Hi
Marcos!
Think: Like this! I would prefer
Marcus Dorian, though.
This is my son,
Marcel Darwin.
Say: Hi
Marcel!
Think: Wierd...
This is my daughter,
Rylee Nevaeh.
Say: Hello
Rylee!
Think: This better dang be one that was purposefully atrocious. Otherwise, I might faint in it's icky trendiness. Blecccccch!
This is my son,
Jeremy Ashton.
Say: Hi
Jeremy!
Think: I find
Jeremy okay, if not a teeny bit tacky, and I love
Ashton,
Ashley, (and especially!)
Asher on boys! Not a bad combo.
This is my son,
Ambrose Willem.
Say: Hi
Ambrose!
Think: I really would very much like
Ambrose William or
William Ambrose!
This is my son,
Absalom Laurence.
Say: Hi Ablsalom!
Think: Erm...
Absalom? What the heck is that about? I love
Laurence.
This is my son,
Kai Christopher.
Say: Hello
Kai!
Think: Not bad at all, the only concern is that
Christopher is a bit tired.
This is my daughter,
Morgan Tamsin.
Say: Hi
Morgan!
Think:
Morgan is not for me, but I don't have a complaint, Tasmin deserves a math equation: Tacky+Trashy = Tasmin! Whoo-hoo!
These are my twins,
Panda Emma and
Unique Kimberlyn.
Say: Hello
Panda! Hi
Unique!
Think:
PANDA?! I don't, I won't, I can't believe it. I simply refuse to. You might as well have named that poor child Kitten, Dog, or Alligator, and that is just wrong. Insanely wrong. I rather like
Emma as a mn, but it's too popular as a fn.
Unique is nice as a mn, but overwhelming as a fn.
Kimberlyn is atricious.
These are my twins,
Richard Elias and
Aaliyah Bethany.
Say: Hello
Richard! Hello
Aaliyah!
Think:
Richard Elias is nice, I would switch it to
Elias Richard, though.
Aaliyah Bethany could be a lot worse... Like
Panda Emma... But it's a bit boring.
Ah well, I like the spelling of
Aaliyah, it's pretty. Now,
Aaliyah Rosamund or
Aaliyah Phoebe would be nice.
These are my twins,
Rory Obadiah and
Mallory Alessandra.
Say: Hello
Rory! Hi
Mallory!
Think: I can see it now... The series *Guess that gender!* has a new contestant!:
Rory Obidiah! I honestly cannot tell, but
Rory would be FANTASTIC on a boy. Obidiah... nms, but nothing wrong with it. I have pretty darn good associations with
Mallory, along with it being my Cat's middle name. (
Maisie Mallory- I was four, okay! Give me a break! lol)
Alessandra is very pretty. So,
Mallory Alessandra gets a fairly good score, on my part!
Phew... That was long!
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Lulu