I'm from the Midwest, actually.
Here--this might be the easiest way to clear up some conclusion. I've made a sound file of me reading out my message, being careful to enunciate the differences. It ought to shed some light on what I mean. :) You can download it here--it's a very small file, and I solemnly swear it's not virus-y:
http://s56.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=07DFVFF9HLLU82CNV9LC8J7QLF
If you can't (or won't :) download it, think of the differences this way:
uh-LAH-nah: With an AH as in the name Don
uh-LAA-nah: With an AA as in the name Dan
uh-LAW-nah: With an AW as in the name Dawn
Array (here to help)
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.
You might even provide a Heaven for them. We need You for that. Hell we can make for ourselves.