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I love Rebecca, and Rachel and Grace are nice. Loathe Matthew, Sarah and Hannah; they are like the very whitest, most tasteless dry loaf of cheap white bread you can find. Full of big airholes all the way through so it looks like somebody shot a bullet into the loaf from one end and it travelled clear through.

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nardy is terrible. Like nerdy, only worse.

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin