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This is my daughter, Athena Scarlett.
You say: Athena is such a pretty name.
You think: Too bad Scarlett is way to GWTW for my taste. At least it's her mn.

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This is my son, Loki Blade.
You say: Loki? That name's from mythology, right?
You think: Sound like a biker or pro wrestler.

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This is my daughter, Claudia Rindolen.
You say: Claudia is such a pretty name.
You think: Too bad everyone will shorten it to hideous Claud. Did she say her kid's mn was Ritalin?!

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This is my son, Lucius Holden.
You say: That's a very nice name.
You think: ditto

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This is my daughter, Orchid.
You say: Are orchids your favorite flower?
You think: Ugh. My completely horrible ex-roommate loved orchids.

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These are my twin girls, Fiffi and Tiffi.
You say: excuse me?
You think: good god, I did not just hear what I thought I heard.

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This is my son, Herman.
You say: He's so cute.
You think: At least it's not my kid.

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This is my daughter, Yolanda.
You say: That's a nice name.
Youy think: It's okay.