Okay, so I'm taking Kate's Idea and I'm running with it...
Here is the form to adopt your own punctuation pets:
Your name: (not your real one)
Your age:
Location:
Do you have any PPs? If so what are their names:
Will you accept...
!:
*:
?:
~:
+:
&:
%:
$:
#:
@:
or others:
How many:
Preffered Gender:
Okay, have fun and Happy New Year!