[Facts] This is Challey's aunt/mother...(m)
by Aunt Mom (guest)
7/14/2001, 11:38 AM
...and I want to apologize for her strange behavior. It isn't really her fault. Several years ago she witnessed a bizarre accident. I can't really go into details (by order of the court), all I can tell you is that it involved: a carpenter's square, three ferrets, a small lemur, a 2-liter of lemon-lime pop and a tin of SPAM. I think you get the picture.
Anyway, I'll make sure that she doesn't get out of her cage anymore.