[Facts] A note from Challey's grandmothers...
Please excuse Challey from gym today. She has menstrual cramps. As you know, Challey was taken from her parents at a very young age, due to a spell cast on her by the evil fairy Malicifent.We are Challey's legal guardians until she is 16, and we are very concerned for her security, and the disclosed knowledge of her whereabouts would put her, as well as the rest of the kingdom, in danger of spindles.If necessary, we also have a doctors note, which we could fax to you.Sincerely,
Flora, Fauna and Merriweather (aka Marlee, Mellija and Michaela)
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This is Challey's doctor...  ·  Dr. Zhivago  ·  7/14/2001, 3:00 PM
Hahaha!!! Challey's a hermaphrodite? n/t  ·  Andrea  ·  7/15/2001, 9:42 PM
A note from Challey's grandmothers...  ·  Marlee, Mellija and Michaela  ·  7/14/2001, 1:18 PM
A reply from the School Office  ·  Principal Tasmania  ·  7/14/2001, 3:23 PM
ROTFL!!! n/t  ·  Zelda  ·  7/14/2001, 2:51 PM
This is Challey's aunt/mother...(m)  ·  Aunt Mom  ·  7/14/2001, 11:38 AM
LOLOLOL!!!!! n/t  ·  Andrea  ·  7/14/2001, 1:10 PM
Got the picture! Hahahahaha! n/t  ·  Nanaea  ·  7/14/2001, 12:13 AM
Maybe one last chance for Adrienne- Challey - .Sara*~ etc...  ·  Pavlos  ·  7/14/2001, 1:29 AM
ROFL! Love ya, Pavlos! n/t  ·  Andrea  ·  7/14/2001, 10:55 AM
Re: I'm Not Challey, I swear to GOD. I'm her sister, Adrienne, but....  ·  ADRIENNE  ·  7/14/2001, 8:08 AM
I'M HER COUSIN, BUT SHE LIKES IT WHEN I CALL HER "SISTER"  ·  Adrienne  ·  7/15/2001, 11:18 AM
Kinky. n/t  ·  Zelda  ·  7/15/2001, 12:18 AM
LOL! n/t  ·  Andrea  ·  7/16/2001, 7:58 AM
To quote George S. Kaufman...  ·  Nanaea  ·  7/14/2001, 11:09 AM
LOL! n/t  ·  Andrea  ·  7/14/2001, 11:28 AM
Good catch, Zelda, baby! n/t  ·  Andrea  ·  7/14/2001, 10:57 AM
Okay.  ·  Satan Herself  ·  7/14/2001, 8:20 AM
Too late.  ·  Satan Herself  ·  7/13/2001, 9:08 PM