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[Facts] Re: Hey Pav and Nanaea! Whaddaya Think?
Wow! I had no idea the Buchanan platform dated back that far! And to think all those old people in Florida voted for him, and then brazenly denied it...Actually, the silliness I described knows no bounds this side of the Mississippi. Kintuckie's just as bad. I'm moving to a university town, crammed with student bars and liquor stores at its center, but with certain precincts that are totally dry by local vote.And the smaller town I work in, down the road, just voted again to stay dry by a 2-1 margin. Ya know it's likker votin' day when the cemetery gates open early and all the church buses are heading there pullin' backhoes...
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Does this mean that the local Baptists use Kool-Aid instead of wine during the Holy Communion?
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Close. Actually, they use unfermented grape juice, which helps keep their heads clear for lustful thoughts the rest of the week.
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