It is
so funny. Especially since his last name is... well, it's something very silly and pompous-English sounding.
He sounds like a bumbling character in some lighthearted 19th century English detective novella.
He's also a drunken moron, and he is
so good-looking.
Wow. That definitely wasn't relevant. Anyway, yeah, sure, it could be a first name. So could
Major. So could Toe. (Toe is kind of cute actually.) So could Pencil or Doctor or Mister. Or Fairy. It could be, but it would be very silly. (Captain and Fairy - what a sibset!)