[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
Hams Muhumed: I assume that middle name is some form of Mohammed, in which case Hams seems very odd indeed.
Paul Flash: The boy from the Planet Kazooom!
Cutter Ford: The newest Ford car, it gets phenomenal gas mileage but we had to cut costs somewhere so it's ugly as homemade sin.
Aaron Hero: A hero ain't nothin but a sandwich.
Kaylib Promise: Promise me you'll spell better than Mommy.
Athan Jowell: Look at the jowls on him.
Pashion: See her in her tube top and her Daisy Dukes and her platform sandals with the rhinestones.
Tenner: And her sister Fiver.
Tympani Bree: Somebody's banging on the cheese.
Doyleen Starfire: Is she Paul Flash's redneck girlfriend.
Poppy Jewel: New high grade of heroin.
Serenity Midnight: New sleeping pill? Sanitary pad? Or a sleazy late-night "massage spa."
Dakota Stream: She's a bed wetter.
Olivio: "No, not Olivia. It has an o on both ends." Repeat until after funeral.
Heavenly Ora: Damn me and my dirty mind, but I can hear the boys making nasty jokes already.
Sincerity Kristyle: Oh, you believe in those majickal crystals too. *rolls eyes*
Oudome: Is that meant to be Autumn? It doesn't work.
Sourish: Leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
Lyric Noel: Aka Cmas Carol.
Phybie: Fye-bee? Fibby?
Sha-Diamond: Tra-shee.
Kandyee Emerald: Weird green candy, favored as a breath freshener by Ladies of the Evening, that turns the tongue green.
Hunter Marie Fawn: You're not supposed to hunt fawns, it's unsportsmanlike!
Lean Felixie: Low in fat and high in flavor.