I think it needs to be retired. Seriously.
Madge!
The sleazy British tabloids call
Madonna Madge.
Madge the Manicurist is a famous advertising icon along the lines of
Josephine the Plumber and Aunt
Jemima.
It just has the vibe of a seventy-year-old chain-smoking waitress in a greasy spoon; she has dyed-black hair with a ton of spray on it, bright red lipstick that stains her cigarettes and coffee cups, and a voice like a chain-saw.